STEADY NOW

gingerhaze:

hidemywings:

#…no? #well it’s nice to get london out of your lungs too i guess

GREG I LOVE YOU

best buds

(via idontlikemyhairneat)

Source: lestraade

David Austin - Turn to Gold (5th June 1984) (by simonbkelly)

A #1 JAM AND NO MISTAKE

Source: youtube.com

beth’s toes
(via Instagram)

beth’s toes

(via Instagram)

Source: instagr.am

Text

kleptonin:

Man up, v.

To become more manly; to increase the level of testosterone in the body to unimaginable levels; to become a hulking mass of quivering muscle.

Examples of “manning up” include:

  • Felling a giant sequoia with a single headbutt
  • Punching a great white shark into a red mist
  • Kicking a black hole so hard in the dick that it shits its pants

oof

Source: kleptonin

(via Hackers (According to Stock Photo Sites) | SadAndUseless.com)
OH NO IT’S TEH HACKERZ

(via Hackers (According to Stock Photo Sites) | SadAndUseless.com)

OH NO IT’S TEH HACKERZ

Source: sadanduseless.com

What are birds?
We just don’t know.

What are birds?

We just don’t know.

dandy-tan:

look around you is the best show ever

tasty

dandy-tan:

look around you is the best show ever

tasty

Source: dandy-tan

spock-variety-hour:

Pig’s Milk

look around you is the best

spock-variety-hour:

Pig’s Milk

look around you is the best

Source: spock-variety-hour

ghostly happenstance

ghostly happenstance

terrifying

terrifying

Source: real-big-fish

exit-does-not-exist:

“You’ve never had a Lager and Gin and Tonic and Baileys Irish Cream chaser?”

“No?”

“You big girl’s bras!”

Source: exit-does-not-exist

"Lynn, hand me the apple pie, and remove yourself from the theatre of conflict."

- Alan Partridge (via peter5tewart)
Source: peter5tewart

labyrinthnook:

David Bowie failing to pay adequate attention to the task at hand (much to poor Michael Moschen’s dismay), while filming Labyrinth.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID BOWIE

(via petepec)

Source: nonsensenonstar

eugeniedefranval:

I think this picture sums up my feelings about Rick Santorum.

500% accurate

eugeniedefranval:

I think this picture sums up my feelings about Rick Santorum.

500% accurate

Source: eugeniedefranval

JURASSIC PARK

JURASSIC PARK